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Okay, I'll bite. (Well, not literally or LD will let out a big, "Ouch!!)

I like penises. Or is the plural, penii? (JK) [lol][lol]

hmmm
so whats the topic? should all the CL's males talk about thier penis's and the females could tell us the pro's and con's?
or maybe a lesson on the proper use for them. ((not to me of course,but to others)

LordDuke wrote:
or maybe a lesson on the proper use for them. ((not to me of course,but to others)

[rolleyes] My, Lord Duke, what a big.......................EGO, you have, my dear [lol][lol][lol][wink]

Carrieberrie wrote:
LordDuke wrote:
or maybe a lesson on the proper use for them. ((not to me of course,but to others)

My, Lord Duke, what a big.......................EGO, you have, my dear

Sounds like Little Red Riding Hood......"the better to **** you with, my dear!"

thelma definitely deserves a spankin' for that one!![bounce]

thelma6954 wrote:



thelma definitely deserves a spankin' for that one!!

lets make it seasonal,spanked with a yule log.(pun there)

LordDuke wrote:
thelma6954 wrote:



thelma definitely deserves a spankin' for that one!!
lets make it seasonal,spanked with a yule log.(pun there)

As much as I like spankin's, I can definitely think of something better you can do with that Yule log, LD. [wink][evil]

mmmm... lets see... Alternative Uses for a Yule Log:

You could Run a flag up it, and see who salutes !!

Greased Pole climbing contest !

Slide down it, like at the Fire Station.

Tie Ribbons to it, and call it a May Pole.... or, put a Blanket over it, and call it a Tent !

Use it as a Musical Insturment ! (in Africa, they beat them like a Drum...you can also blow them, like a Flute ! )

In the North, they have Log Rolling Contest....

In Japan, they Ride them Down a Hill.

can you think of anything else??? [evil]

LINN wrote:
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...you can also blow them, like a Flute ! )

Now we're talkin! hmmmm now I need someone who can play the flute well

thelma6954 wrote:

LordDuke wrote:
thelma6954 wrote:



thelma definitely deserves a spankin' for that one!!
lets make it seasonal,spanked with a yule log.(pun there)

As much as I like spankin's, I can definitely think of something better you can do with that Yule log, LD.

yea me too.[wink]