OK guys- What is your best pick up line and why do you think it is effective??? Or gives us your worst

A few of my favorites... Ahem:


I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left was Easter, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

I heard your ankles were having a party. Why don’t you invite your pants to come on down?

You lost your virginity? Can I have the box it came in?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

Uh-oh, my parents met at a place like this; let’s get out of here!

Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

Word of the day: legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

You going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

You know, my watch can tell a lot more than the time. (Is that so?) Yep. Hold on... *hold watch up to ear* Right now it says you're not wearing any panties. (Yes I am!) *look back at watch* Oh, I'm sorry! It's an hour fast...



And my personal favorite...

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.



Cheers, mate

I don't think I've ever had any "pick-up lines". Not conciously, anyway. Since I very much enjoy being single now, I do have a line which I use when approached...

"I'm trying to get over my unnatural attraction to sheep. Would you be willing to help me?"

So far, it's been very successful at warding off the dreaded- new relationship.

Piper If it is Dreaded...I would ward it off too! Enjoy being Single!!!!!! I have been the best relationship for me in along time!!! [wink]

[quote]Adhamh wrote:


You lost your virginity? Can I have the box it came in?

[lol][lol][lol] How wrong am I that I would probably go for this one [lol][lol][lol]

my pick up line???
i don't really have any, i speak from the heart.
i'd say the last 'line' i used that worked when i was single was..."there are many opportunities in my past that i've missed, there will be many opportunities that i will miss in my future....in this present i want the opportunity to hold you"

Well, I don't have any pick up lines, I think the closest one I actually had is the "Damn, I just love men that are thick in all the right places..." Corny isn't it? LOL![lol]

Adhamh wrote:
A few of my favorites... Ahem:


I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left was Easter, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

I heard your ankles were having a party. Why don’t you invite your pants to come on down?

You lost your virginity? Can I have the box it came in?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

Uh-oh, my parents met at a place like this; let’s get out of here!

Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

Word of the day: legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

You going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

You know, my watch can tell a lot more than the time. (Is that so?) Yep. Hold on... *hold watch up to ear* Right now it says you're not wearing any panties. (Yes I am!) *look back at watch* Oh, I'm sorry! It's an hour fast...



And my personal favorite...

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.



Cheers, mate

you kill me! I'm good natured enough to actually laugh and go for one of these anyway![wink]

I don't mean to ruin this thread started by Kat, but I thought y'all might enjoy this:

TOP TEN CHEEZY PICK-UP LINES FOR PAGANS TO USE AT BELTANE GATHERINGS:

10. Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?

9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?

8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?

7. Haven't I seen you someplace before in another life?

6. Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not "technically" marriage.

5. So, do you draw down the Moon here often?

4. What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

3. You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.

2. Your feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.

And the Number One Cheezy Pick-Up Line for Pagans to Use at Beltane Gatherings is:

1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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