Thread: new question from the female 1/2

Well the train traveled to this post now Hmmm... I love this group riding the train... riding what? oh my...[dancing-banana]

fate, now I have the lyrics to the Love Train in my head.

".....people 'round the world, join hands. Get on the Love Train, Love Train......"

Adhamh wrote:

You going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

I actually like that one. It's almost as effective as piper's sheep anecdote...piper, if you ever meet my heterosexual equivalent, you'd be in trouble. A sense of humor gets me every time. I'd fall for that in a second, I'd laugh all the way to your bed, and then refuse to leave in the morning.

As for me, I love my partner and I'd never pick someone up seriously, but if I'm in a flirty mood and I see a pretty girl on the streets of NYC having trouble with her cell phone, I usually just give her a smile and tell her it would work a lot better if it had my number saved in it. [wink]

I never used pickup lines and it's been 26 years since i've even needed one but this one I saw on a bumper sticker almost made me drive off the road laughing.
"If you are what you eat I could be you by morning."
[llama-banana]

Orion wrote:
"If you are what you eat I could be you by morning."

Hee-hee!! This one made me crack up. [lol][lol][lol]

mahavia wrote:
my pick up line???
i don't really have any, i speak from the heart.
i'd say the last 'line' i used that worked when i was single was..."there are many opportunities in my past that i've missed, there will be many opportunities that i will miss in my future....in this present i want the opportunity to hold you"

My heart is a puddle on the floor....

ok...if that puddle is your heart on the floor...what's this puddle on the chair????[eek][eek][eek]

mahavia wrote:
ok...if that puddle is your heart on the floor...what's this puddle on the chair????

First clue: Does it taste salty or sweet?? [wink]

oh my thelma you are in a chair? hehe[grin] Where is aquarian and his sloppy slippery lips when you need him?[tongue]

Did someone call me??? [dancing-banana][dancing-banana][dancing-banana][dancing-banana][dancing-banana][dancing-banana]