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    shalamar wrote:
    Lets see,, will that be Pledge? or maybe Linseed Oil.....
    I was thinking more along the lines of Astroglide. [lol][evil][evil]

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    [lol][lol][lol][lol][evil][lol][lol][lol][lol]

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    [lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]

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    Default Re: new question from the female 1/2

    Your choice...Lindseed makes it darken over time ans, pledge gives it a lemon fresh scent.

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    piper wrote:
    Your choice...Lindseed makes it darken over time ans, pledge gives it a lemon fresh scent.
    Yep astroglide would do the trick I believe

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    Default Re: new question from the female 1/2

    Alternatively; one might rub it with an old candle, as you would with drawer glides-or sled runners...

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    piper wrote:
    Alternatively; one might rub it with an old candle, as you would with drawer glides-or sled runners...
    Do you have problems with it getting "stuck?" [lol]

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    [eek][eek][eek][lol][lol][lol]THELMA!!![lol][lol]Too funny...

    I still chortle about that bed..I sent pictures of to all my relatives and I didn't get any response[lol][lol][lol].
    (The crazy old witch in Florida again*LMAO*[evil]

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    Avalonstar wrote:
    THELMA!!!Too funny...

    I still chortle about that bed..I sent pictures of to all my relatives and I didn't get any response.
    (The crazy old witch in Florida again*LMAO*
    Maybe they're disowned ya and didn't have the guts to let you know?? [lol]

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    Default Re: new question from the female 1/2

    Star they are just to afraid to admit they like it!! If they did disown you you have all your sisters here. Brothers too!![smile]

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