Ok, someone barely knocks once on my door as in one single knock! When I make a bee line to the door they try to open it!! HELLO!! This little shaky freaky man says " Oh, thought no one was home & was gonna a leave brochure" he looks at me I shake my head no...hes says "Jesus told me to do it" WTF??? I open the door of course politely & say " No thank you, Im Wiccan" I believe he took one look over me shoulder & saw my rather large altar! He then bee-lined himself off my porch! Sigh~~~~~~~~Just when will people leave people alone~~~~~mine you I live in a very rural area, lol this guy should really count his xian blessings he didn't get shot! [mad][mad][mad][lol]

[eek][eek][eek]Jesus told him to trespass, lol. Hope Jesus sends him a good lawyer too.

I love those "God Told me to do it" folks........ just tell him "My God is telling me to Kick Your Ass..." OR, you could put up a "No Solisatation" sign. [bones][evil][bones]

[wink]

[lol][mad]Excuse me??? Since when do you have to to open a door to leave a brochure. I'd be livid, and yes I live in a rural too and yes he's very lucky Bun Bun was a nice person.[wink]

Or Bunny is a very lucky woman!! What if he was a robber or rapist? What if "god" told him to do that?
Speaking of which, I got this sick thing posted to my door, and we have a NO HANDBILLS NO FLYERS posted in our GATED community.
The House ofYahweh Newsletter.
NUCLEAR WAR
To start on or before Sept. 12, 2006
Then it is full of verses from the bible mainly Mathew plus a website and phone numbers to get these things regulary. I sent in an email telling them it was bullhocky and that if they darkened my doorstep again they would be considered trespassing and I would take action against him....that he wouldn't have to worry about the nuclear war!

You are exactly right on the "home invasion" thing..... No One comes into my house without permission. You cant be tooo careful these days; between the druggies, crazies,perverts, criminals and terrorists....we just never know who is going to pop up. [bones][evil][bones]

OR you can put a sign on the door that says...*Jesus SAID to stay off my property and leave me alone....fool*![lol][lol][lol]

Funny thing is I just had my early morning coffee PeePee & was heading to my computer as this happened! I guess you could say I was PISSED OFF before hand, so to speak, but however I did handle the situation politely! Further more who in their right mind would go door to door in 105* temperatures?? The xian DEVIL????????[lol][lol][lol][evil]

LadyLor wrote:
Jesus told him to trespass, lol. Hope Jesus sends him a good lawyer too.

I laughed out loud at work, now they know I'm not doing anything.

LOL But really, the sad thing is there are a lot of stupid lawyers who would defend him.

LINN wrote:
You are exactly right on the "home invasion" thing..... No One comes into my house without permission. You cant be tooo careful these days; between the druggies, crazies,perverts, criminals and terrorists....we just never know who is going to pop up.

I knew it was only a matter of time before the Christan Right followed those darn perverts and started forcing their way into our homes to rape our minds. If we don't fight for our rights in this country the next law passed will require a Bible in every home. Mark my words.