yup...once you hit your early 40's it all starts falling apart! [smile]

Oonagh wrote:
yup...once you hit your early 40's it all starts falling apart!

Or they're stolen from you!! I BELIEVE the above warning!! [wink]

Yup....I heard all that.....also, you are blessed with roadmaps..on those replacement legs...spiderveins around all the dang cottage cheese...lol.

I just ignore a lot of it....by not looking in the mirror. I can only stand so many shocks a day.

Who the heck is stealing our stomachs and midriffs....anyone figure that out yet?

These Golden Years are Gold all right...paying Gold while searching for all your missing parts.[tongue]

As a newbie Crone here, I really enjoyed reading this and I can fully attest that this happened to me too. [wink]

Ha! Newbie Crone The rest of us old crones welcome you. [nonsense][wink]

Yep..like a thief in the night they tried to take most of my stuff![ninja][ninja][lol]

Many thanks Conjurewise. Creeping up on 70 pretty fast these days, not counting my creeping thighs and mid-section. lol

i'm not quite a crone yet (i still have a few years to go) but i think i may have been a victim of this thief myself & they've stolen not only my thighs but about 80% of the rest of my body! [lol]

Mine have been stolen a few times...I get them back but with graffiti...aggravating fine lines and dots!!

Gods! My tummy got replaced with a "loaf of bread" as my honey calls it. Well at least I still sort of have my thighs and butt, its the one that was replaced when I became a mother. That's when my breasts decided to become bigger and gravity really likes them. I guess I know what I get to look forward to more body part thefts as I come into my forties next year.