These are the Gays of Our Lives

[JayneBond]

Like sand through the hourglass, these are the gays of our lives.... hahaha I feel like my life is spinning out of control when it comes to love, lust and relationships. It is something that seems to be out of my control, and I am really trying. So you wise women of relationships despite the fact that I am gay put that aside if you can't get around it and offer advice anyway because I really can't understand women!

This all started because my hot a$$ park ave princess lawyer type on and off again girlfriend is entirely too uptight about being with me. I want someone more comfortable with the fact their gay. So she and I were broken up, so I go out and get other girlfriends, reactivate my black book and hook up with this HOT HOT HOT underwear model. All of a sudden, she moves back in and deletes my e-blackbook database with all the women I have known forever, cancelled my cell phone and all this stuff, and tells me that we are to be married and I need to buy her some ROCK of Gibralter from Tiffany's for an engagement ring. The problem was that she wasn't letting me rock her world, and so I outsourced, so she moves in under the pretense of staying for a weekend where she is like GIRLS GONE WILD sex nympho. So of course I let her move back in with me. Meanwhile I have been having a great time with my football team members, and things have gotten out of hand as I teach them all my corrupt pirate ways, and so all of a sudden this hot bi chick is all, "my boyfriend doesn't care if you and I get together" after being all, "I don't believe in lesbian sex". Have girls gone completely and absolutely out of their minds? I mean now my live-in gf has gone completely nympho and I find this girl in my locker room, half naked, bent over some sort of gymnast mat asking me to spank her??? But, so this girl is a hotty fembot on the team, so now this has made other fembots decide they are going to throw themselves at me. Last game the littlest femme player got drunk on body shots and got into a thong to give me a lapdance. Arrrggggh it was so hard to just go home. Come on universe give me a break!!! I just want to do the right thing and I am getting such tremendous temptation to let my horns show! I'm worried that I might pick the wrong woman, so what do you ladies think?

peace,
JB

[JayneBond]

[eek] I thought this was a difficult proposition!

Must be SPRING!

just your average horny little [evil][evil]JB

[Artemis_NYC]

Your on again, off again lawyer babe sounds like she's not sure what she wants. I don't think you can fully work it out until she does, honestly. Unless you're so completely and totally over her drama, and want to cut her loose for good. But if that's not the case, you might be stuck hashing it out for a bit. I know how that is. I dated a girl with the most severe case of internalized homophobia you can dream up. She didn't want anyone to know about her or about us. It made me feel wonderful, as you can imagine. I told her to call me when she was able to look at herself in the mirror.

As for the giggly girls in the locker room. Hey, do what you will with them, but realize (as I'm sure you do), that they're not in it for the long haul. They just want the experience for the hot sex, and so they can brag about it later. So I don't exactly recommend leaving your lady for them, but if you and your woman decide to take a break and think about where you are going as a couple, well then, you're free to do whatever, and whomever you like, no?

Unfortunately, it comes down to your girlfriend, for lack of a better term. The diamond engagement thing bothers me. Like she's trying to emulate straight society, or something. Sit her down, and make her spill her guts. See if you want the same things out of life. Ask her all the little questions that I'm sure have been in the back of your mind. Do you two want kids? Will she ever be comfortable walking down the street with you holding hands? Do you like each other's friends? I think you have to do this before you can proceed...

Keep us updated.

[Redwoodbob]

JayneBond wrote:Have girls gone completely and absolutely out of their minds?

I've always suspected this has something to do the "X" chromosome, but I am no scientist and have no proof! It's just a theory.

It's the nature of the universe. It sounds as if you're at an extreme edge here, but remember the universe is searching for balance. That means there is someone out there having the opposite of your problem.
As a guy I say get it while the gettin's good! Eventually balance will be achieved and life will get back to normal.[grin]