The Tunnel

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a
little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts..

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there
is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red
hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped
him..

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled the old lady and she slapped him..

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap
him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

That's good!!!