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  1. 06-02-2009, 02:01 PM #1
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    Default Surgeon Preferences

    The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see Accountants on
    my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
    electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians
    are the best, everything in side them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
    construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he
    observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
    head and the ass are interchangeable
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