Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I
am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "
First Place !," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:

"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the heck is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.
[rolleyes]

Knowing you posted this, LINN, somehow I knew what the punchline was going to be even before I read it. [lol] [lol]

Take heart Thelma, the punchline last year was "Who the heck is Dubya?"

Grey_Dragon wrote:
Take heart Thelma, the punchline last year was "Who the heck is Dubya?"

Now THAT'S funny. [lol][lol][lol]

[lol][lol][lol] My husband will definitely appreciate that joke!