Love the Fat Barbie! [grin][lol][lol]

A Child's Prayer.......


Dear God.

Please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Dad's computer.

Amen................

This came from Herbalcat......

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.
You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL,
and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's
and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment
with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be
designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well .. You started it."

I want that job D:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

I'm just passing this thought along.....

Have you ever wondered if the one
dollar bills in your wallet were ever
in a male stripper's butt crack?

If not, bet you're wondering now.

Have a nice day .

LOL Fate, you're AWFUL!!! [lol]

Oh Thanks Now I am gonna look at every dollar bill and go EWWWWWW![lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America .....


Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as
'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as

'APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS'.
And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
(Loved this one!)

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

' VERBALLY REPETITIVE'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN..'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see above his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

[lol][lol]

Was there a dollar bill in the rear cleavage?[lol][lol][lol][lol][nonsense][nonsense][bounce][bounce]