I have shirt with nice big letters that says "if you can't open your mind. Then shut your mouth". My soon to be mother in law loves it. She is so cool.

Here is one i have for my evil lieing psychopathic ex-wife. It is better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life.

caveman13 wrote:
I have shirt with nice big letters that says "if you can't open your mind. Then shut your mouth". My soon to be mother in law loves it. She is so cool.

Have 2 say I love this one!!! I totally agree with it.[grin]

Remember pillage first then burn.

caveman13 wrote:
I have shirt with nice big letters that says "if you can't open your mind. Then shut your mouth".

I have a shirt with a big pentagram on it that says that exact same thing. [smile]
Then there's my favorite bumper sticker that I bought that says: CAUTION: This vehicle will be abandoned at Ragnarok, in honor of Odin.

Some of the ones I've seen:

"My kid is an honor student & my president is an idiot"
"I'm not a stalker"
Picture of mustard, mayo and ketchup "Practice safe lunch, use a condiment"
"Horn broke, watch for finger"
"Even though this is a stupid sticker, you're squinting to read it"
"I had a Life, but my job ate it"
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead"

I made up this one during road rage...My husband found it funny and so do my friends
-Im a witch a bitch and I have pms F*** with me-

"I live to comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable."

"Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes."

i love those. there is a catalogue called 'things you never knew exisit...' that has shirts with funny sayings and stuff. i think that's the name of the website, thingsyouneverknewexisted.com