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  1. 04-13-2006, 01:20 AM #1
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    Default Three Surgeons

    I heard this one from the doctor I work for and about fell out laughing.

    Three surgeons were talking about starting their own practice and who they wanted for their patients. Â*The first one said, "I only want to operate on librarians." The other two asked why. Â*The first surgeon said, "because, you open them up and everything is in alphabetical order."
    The second surgeon said, "Well, I only want to operate on Accountants." The other two asked why. The second one said, "Well, you open them up and everything is in numeric order." Â*The third surgeon said," You guys are amitures, I'm only operating on lawyers." The other two asked why. The third one said," well, you open them up, their heartless, gutless, and spineless."[smile][smile]

    The funnest part about being told this joke was that the doctor's son is a lawyer and he told his father the joke.
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  2. 04-13-2006, 01:25 AM #2
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    [lol][lol][lol]
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  3. 04-13-2006, 10:10 PM #3
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    Now there is some truth! LOL!
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