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  1. 03-24-2006, 10:58 PM #1
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    Default Legend has it...

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they
    were there, the wife passed away.

    >The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
    or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."

    >The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    >The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
    when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
    $150?"

    >The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
    later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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  2. 03-25-2006, 06:45 AM #2
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    [lol][lol][lol][lol]
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  3. 03-29-2006, 12:01 AM #3
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    Good one[lol][lol]
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  4. 03-30-2006, 05:53 AM #4
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    thats cute [lol][lol]
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  5. 04-02-2006, 06:32 PM #5
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    [lol]I just can't take that chance!!![lol][lol][lol][lol]
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