* A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* Ben Kenobi at the dinnertable: Use the FORKS, Luke!
* He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
* Choose heaven for the climate & hell for the company.
* I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.
* I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.
* Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
* I don't eat snails, I prefer fast food.
* Zen Master at Wendy's: "Make me one with everything."
* I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in? --
Groucho Marx
* The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
* Hard work never killed anyone...but why take a chance?
* If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving.
* TOAD - what happens to an illegally parked frog.
* Police toilets stolen! Officers have nothing to go on!

Very funny!!![lol][lol][lol][dancing-banana]

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You forgot...

Follow that car, Godzilla, and step on it!

Those were funny! Loved 'em. [lol][lol]