Is it at all possible to power-wash flagstones without getting completely covered in crap????

This is what I looked like today after doing my yard - although this is Not a photograph of me (I googled one) and I certainly wasn't smiling! Actually, this girl looks like she's seen something she shouldn't have hahahaha!







So.... short of wearing an all-in-one protective suit, can anyone give me any advice on how Not to get mud-covered?

oh, but Mud is sooooooooo good for you ! ..... and I would Bet it would look good On Ya !

...for some reason, I am singing "Woodstock" now...

..." got to get back to the Land...
set my soul free......
we are StarDust; we are Golden...
and we've got to get outself...
back to the garden..... "

Ohhhhhh..I couldn't resist when I surfed down and saw the, "Mud" thread.

We live in south central where dirt doesn't exist, it's red mud or as I call it, "red muck" soil. I came to realize why all those early colonist at Jamestown built in red bricks! HA! I am a transplanted, "yankee" here in the South so I had never even saw red mud before.

Red mud stains everything, hard to get out. [evil][cry]

yes i can definitely see you in red (stay away from the brown tones - it isn't very attractive)
it would be really cool if you like rolled around in sand or something of a contrasting colour
(like broken beer bottles or something) -- to give it that glittery sparkly effect
-- or parrot feathers - that would be nice

wyrdric